Friday, March 31, 2006

Happiness is...

"Happiness is finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry".

(Spotted on a blackboard outside Wishbone on The Terrace today).

Does this mean that Wishbone are now serving Martinis?
Imagine that:

It would come in plastic-wrap-sealed martini 'glass' (which you wouldn't be able to easily remove the wrap from).

It would be pre-chilled, so you would open it and then drop in the pre-skewered olives that would have been separately wrapped yet somehow attached to the 'glass'.

And it would be awful. ;-)
And made with vodka.
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